the fuck man.
THE FUCKING DOLPHIN
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?
These are my Zelda tattoos on my hips!
I got the heart containers by Steve Varner at Empire tattoo in Riverside, CA.
Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?
because youre racist
A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day
he knows he’s gonna do such a good job
Chocolate Solar System
my only chance to eat uranus
American Horror Story: Freak Show.It seriously took me this long to realize that Angela Bassett’s character has three boobs!!!
Omg I can’t, they’re all so perfect!
Excuse me while I swoon.
(credit to owner)
Fuck you for saying that I look depressed all the time and it really brings YOU down. Did you ever fucking stop to think about how it made ME fucking feel?! Does your tiny fucking brain even comprehend that when you say SHITTY things like that it effects me negatively and makes me feel WORSE?! Ugh go fucking educate yourself!!!